Despite Recent Content Censorship, There Is Now A Game On Steam That Lets You Clean Sand Off Women’s’ Feet

Over the last few weeks, a battle has raged between Collective Shout, an anti-p*rnography group, payment processors, and online game distribution platforms, with many adult games removed from sale, due to payment processors blocking payments for said games.

Steam said that, “we are retiring those games from being sold on the Steam Store, because loss of payment methods would prevent customers from being able to purchase other titles and game content on Steam.“

Despite these new hurdles, there has been defiance from within the gaming community. GOG made a bunch of adult games free to download, and gamers have been contacting Visa to express their anger.

This drama doesn’t appear to have deterred some developers, either, with a brand-new game titled “Clean my Feet” set to become gaming’s first dedicated feet-cleaning simulator.

There’s been a rise of “Simulator” games over the last few years. We’ve seen Drug Dealer simulator, TCG Shop Simulator, and Cash Cleaner Simulator, but none of them are quite as bizarre as “Clean My Feet”.

It promises to be “A casual foot cleaning simulator, featuring fully 3D characters and environments where you can dive in close as you rotate around the ladies’ feet to clean them from every angle.”

The game comes with a warning though, with its Steam page telling players to “be careful – their feet are both sensitive and ticklish!” The game looks to be a real collectathon, with the opportunity to “unlock more ladies, locations, and tools.”

If you figured the game was just about cleaning feet, you’d kind of be right, but there is also seemingly a plot. “After a long, demanding day, ladies’ feet can get a little dirty. From sandy toes after a beach stroll, to mud-caked arches from gardening, or sweaty soles after an intense workout,” the description reads. “That’s where you come in. Clean My Feet puts you in the role of a meticulous foot specialist, transforming tired and dirty feet into sparkling perfection.”

While it’s not strictly an adult game, and its description suggests its intentions are pure, we know exactly what you people are like. Let’s see if Collective Shout has anything to say about this.

Brand

Valve

Original Release Date

September 12, 2003

Original MSRP (USD)

N/A

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Hardware Versions

Steam